Well we might as well deal with the sexy elephant in the room first....so let's lube that trunk and get on with it. Megan Fox. Eh? Eh? Has ever a movie star been so aptly named, so....well, meganey? We'd all hit it. Just like we'd all hit the mysterious button to kill a stranger for a million quid, we'd all - men, women, gays, lesbecians, children, animals, minerals, vegetables, all - rattle her fillings all night long and what's more secretly video it on a craftily concealed cameraphone for generations of future, er, "study". It's the kind of legacy you could leave to your grandchildren. Whether or not they'll want to watch an ancient sex video of their dead grandfather and his frantically thrusting balls is another matter entirely. So now I've asserted my hetrosexuality so casually, lets now move onto Jennifer's Body, and the main burning question....does she get her bum out?
No she f**king doesn't is the answer, as usual I don't know much about this movie, it's written by Diablo Cody, ex-stripper and writer of smartarse but amiable Juno. Anyway Ms Fox gets possessed by a demon and, developing a voracious taste for man-meat(!) starts to pick off the local lads in a pretty un-graphic manner while her geeky mate tries to sort everything out. The result is a nondescript teen-horror with nowhere near enough gore or feminudity for anyone other than perhaps teenage girls, who will probably appreciate it's sarky tone and restrained bloodshed.
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