Eurgh! More bad babies! This one has had a fair bit of hype, and the director has been mooted as a protege of Eli roth. What..? Thats a recommendation? After an accident and a traumatic birth, the main character - dont know here name and couldnt be bothered finding out, that's what IMDB is for- has a seemingly normal baby. But it aint. Its a wrong un. It's not happy with milk. Its needs something more....so the distraught mother goes to various lengths to pacify this vampiric twat of a baby. She tries cow blood, siphoned off from frozen meat from the local supermarket. Baby doesnt like it. So things just get worse and of course a few human cadavers show up and well....this is an icky movie. it takes itself very seriously and actually carries off such a mental and to be honest tasteless premise quite well...but its not fun to watch. it will make your skin crawl. Dont watch this if you have a young one yourself because it may force the point home that your little bundle of joy that has the cutest smile is, in fact, a blank-eyed soulless parasite. Have a broody missus with a touch of the baby-fever? Show her this...she'll be on the phone booking you a vasectomy before the credits have finished rolling.
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