Clash of the Titans - Pegas-arse

What a load of Tit(an)s! I still have fond memories of the 1981 original - Jim Morrison and a robot owl beating up on some of the late great Ray Harryhausen's offspring, not his children, that would be abuse - but I imagine it probably hasnt dated well, and I'm in no rush to find out. Some things are best left in the past, like hirsute porn and that girl you fancied in college. That's right...she got real old. So...the beefcake from avatar spurred on by unimpressive gods played by proper actors who clearly need a new kitchen/agent take on a mob of CGI'd endangered species who have for blatant box-office reasons been shoehorned into clumsy 3d for the easily pleased masses.

Medusa's quite hot....dont know about stone, but certainly capable of inducing some form of rigidity into manly viewers. It might be worth a watch on dvd if you are feeling charitable and bored, but after being irreversibly corrupted by Spartacus:Blood Agus Sand, when I see armoured men legging it around with large bladed weapons I'm expecting excessive gore and oiled breasts so it all seems a bit floaty and almost Harry "pay to watch me learn to act" Potter to me. In fairness, it's not aspiring to be high art, its just throwaway fire-and-forget fodder, but rent it on dvd if you must. Just not worth braving the sticky floors and gibbering termites infesting your local fleapit for.